In continuing the theme of an earlier blog (see Everyone's An Expert) I wanted share some disturbing “news” featured in this morning’s paper. Teresa Giudice, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star who filed for bankruptcy for a whopping $11 million, is giving self-help advice. That’s right! For only $44.95 you can visit the Learning Annex in New York, where the Oompa-Loompa skinned housewife will “teach you how to have it all”. Want to know about marketing yourself? Teresa’s got you covered. Trouble dealing with difficult people? Teresa’s been there. Need tips on working with the press? Just ask Teresa. Need advice on getting a real job and a healthy credit score? You’re shit out of luck. Judging from this photo, Giudice’s next seminar will likely focus on how to pose naturally. Like I said before, just because America is the land of opportunity doesn’t mean everyone deserves that opportunity.
