It's over Omar! Your days of screwing me with ridiculously inflated prices are over. Sure, you own a bodega that’s conveniently located at the end of my street, but that doesn’t mean you can charge $7 for a 4-pack of toilet paper (unless I’ve just eaten one of your black bean burritos, in which case I’ll pay $7 just to avoid the humiliation of crapping all over your linoleum floor). It seems the tables have turned Omar. You see, I just downloaded an app that lets me scan the barcodes on everything in your overpriced shop, from those “appetizing” dust-covered ramen noodles, to that can of Tab you’ve been trying to offload for over six years. (Newsflash dumbass! Nobody has seen a can of Tab since Clinton was elected.) Once I scan all of your overpriced crap, I’ll compare your prices with other stores in the neighborhood, then I’ll turn to you and ask if $12 seems reasonable for a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and you’ll say “sure Dov” and then I’ll say “wrong answer douchebag!” Then I’ll shove this app right in your smug grill and prove that I can buy the Ben & Jerry’s for $4.75 at the bodega 3 blocks away and you’ll look like a prime asshole. iPhone App 1. Omar 0.
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