On Monday the Nobel Prize in medicine was awarded to Robert Edwards, the British in vitro fertilization pioneer who made it possible for shitloads more babies to be born on top of the half million or so daily births already dangerously stressing the planet's dwindling resources. Edwards' work allows infertile couples to give birth semi-naturally instead of, say, adopting one of the thousands of tsunami-orphaned children in need of a home. Congratulations on finding a way for rich limpdicks to achieve what nearly a million poor couples do by complete fucking accident every day. You may as well award a Nobel Prize to Lady Gaga because hey…fuck it.
