Went to see some live music the other night at a crowded New York bar.
By the time the headline band entered the stage I was a little tipsy.
The girl wedged beside me asked if I had the time.
“11:15” I responded.
She detected my accent and asked where I was from.
“Australia” I said.
“Oh my God!” she boomed. “Throw a shrimp on the barbi mate!” she joked laughing hysterically.
I walked away.
